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WINTER 2010 BERN

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BERMUDA SUMMER 2010

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SUMMER 2009 BERN

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EARLY FALL 2009 BERN

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Fuck you computer virus.

The only thing that works on my damn computer is the photo editing. Poop sticks.

NERD LOVE

YAY! GERMS!

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BERMUDA BITCHES!

Big Italy Pizza from Pizza Hut in S. Portland

"Big Italy" pizza from Pizza Hut in South Portland. Pepperoni, bacon, and mushroom. $12.

Casey sez, "This was TASTY and a great deal for $12. There was some sort of crack-cocaine on the crust that had me lickin' my lips for more. Except for the corners, toppings were ample and YUMMY. 3.5 stars out of 5."

Bern sez, "Not enough sauce, or cheese. Small mushrooms. Crust was too thin. 2 and a half stars."

Pizza from Little Caesar's in Topsham

Bern- your basic cheap pizza, good sauce, tasty cheese though not enough. I'd say 2 and half stars.

Casey - can't beat this deal for $5. This pizza was just as good as Uno's flatbread shit. 2.5 starts.

By Bob Marley

                     You may not be her first, her last, or her only.
                             She loved before she may love again.
                      But if she loves you now, what else matters?
                                She's not perfect, you aren't either,
                and the two of you may never be perfect together
        but if she can make you laugh, cause you to think twice,
                 and admit to being human and making mistakes,
                   hold onto her and give her the most you can.
                           She may not be thinking about you
          every second of the day, but she will give you a part of
                       her that she knows you can break her heart.
                  So don't hurt her, don't change her, don't analyze  
                           and don't expect more than she can give.
                             Smile when she maked you happy,
                    let her know when she makes you mad,
                        and miss her when she's not there.
                                                                     -Bob Marley.

Cheese Its versus Cheese Nips

Cheese It on top, Cheese Nip on bottom

BERN-
Cheese Its- salty, delicioussssss!
Cheese Nips- bland, boring.
WINNER- CHEESE ITS

MICH
Cheese Its - salty, baked, crunchy, yum!
Cheese Nips - hard, taste like cardboard!
WINNER- CHEESE ITS

CASEY
Cheese Its - salty yumminess
Cheese Nips - need to taste a handful to get a good taste... (Cheese Nips 340mg sodium per 30g serving; Cheese Its 250mg sodium per 30g serving, but Cheese Its tasted MUCH saltier)
WINNER - CHEESE ITS

SETH
TIE -"I didn't like either one of them."

Friday The 13th Movie on Friday The 13th!

Best Besties of Bestieville in Bestieverse

Pizza from Uno's in South Portland

Deep Dish Numero Uno (sausage, pepperoni, onions, peppers, mushrooms and chunky tomato sauce) and Deep Dish Chef's Choice (chicken, mushrooms, onions and chunky tomato sauce) from Pizzeria Uno's in South Portland. $21

Numero Uno on top, Chef's Choice on the bottom

Bern's Take: 2 stars...Numero Uno-too damn salty! Bwomp, bwomp.

3.5 stars...Deep Dish Chef's Choice- thick cheese, big pieces of chicken, onions, mushrooms, and I love the tomato sauce. 

Casey's Take: 3 stars out of 5 mutha-effin stars for both pizzas. The highlight is the chunky tomato sauce, but the rest is pretty generic. The chicken pizza gets a slight nod for being better than the Numero Uno, but both weren't anything to, errrr, write about. I didn't eat the crust because it was flavorless.

WONTON NIGHT...

Mirjitsu. Yeah, it's real.

As seen at The Second Annual Cheeseburger Picnic

238.5 Pounds of Beefcake + Bern

My FAV Albums EVERRRRRRR.....By Bern

Jeff Buckley's Grace
Bob Dylan's Blood On The Track
Muse's The Resistance
Pink Floyd's Dark Side Of The Moon
Led Zeppelin's 4
Fleetwood Mac's Rumours
Michael Jackson's Thriller
Arctic Monkey's Whatever People Say I Am, That's What I'm Not.
Nick Drake's Pink Moon
Soundgarden's Superunknown
Live's Throwing Copper
Kings Of Leon's Because Of The Times
Bjork's Post

Some of Casey's Favorite All-Time Albums

Guns N' Roses: Appetite For Destruction

Black Crowes: Shake Your Money Maker

Michael Jackson: Thriller

Bon Jovi: Slippery When Wet

Muse: Black Holes and Revelations

Kings of Leon: By The Night

Live: Throwing Copper

Nirvana: MTV Unplugged in New York

Alice in Chains: MTV Unplugged

Compilations:

Journey: Greatest Hits

Billy Joel: Greatest Hits Vol. 1 & 2

Elton John: Greatest Hits

I don't know what is going on in this pic.

Pizza from Uno's in South Portland

Veggie Flatbread on Wheat Crust and BBQ Flatbread on Traditional Crust from Pizzeria Unos' in South Portland. $14

Bern's Take: Veggie-3 stars. Lots of vegetables but bland on taste. 2 out of 5 on BBQ. Not my fav kind anyways.

Casey's Take: 3 out of 5 stars for the veggie, 2 out of 5 for the BBQ chicken. Veggie was loaded and tasty and toppings on BBQ chicken were hard to find.

Casey's new hairs!

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Pizza from Lisbon House of Pizza

Mexican Pizza from Lisbon House of Pizza. $17. Salsa, Peppers, Onion, Tomato, Olives, Jalapenos, Hamburger

Bern's Take: 4 and a half stars. Amazing and YUMMY. Spicy but not over spicy.

Casey's Take: 4 and a half stars out of 5. Only a half-point deduction because my nose is still running a half hour after eating the pizza and my eyebrows are still sweating. Jalapenos added a nice spicy tang. Yum.

Pizza from Lisbon House of Pizza

BBQ Chicken Pizza from Lisbon House of Pizza in Lisbon Falls. $16.

Casey's Take: 5 out of 5 stars. Pizza was perfect. Sauce was tangy and had the perfect amount. Chicken was grilled, not breaded/fried like many other pizza joints. LHOP is consistently awesome...